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Beans & Bows
This recipe was such a fixture of my childhood that I never even realized how apocalypse-friendly it is. It can be improved with fresh...
John Saller
Aug 15, 20242 min read


Mushroom Risotto
There will inevitably come a day when you find yourself staring at the parched horizon and a scurrying band of feces-stained cannibals,...
John Saller
May 21, 20243 min read


Pineapple and Spam Curry
This is an incredibly simple recipe, with appended options for tarting it up. 1 tbsp cooking oil 1 can Spam, cut into 1/2” thick slabs 14...
John Saller
May 21, 20241 min read


The Dismal Pantry
When your pantry is a sled being pulled through endless badlands, what should you pack? Unrelenting fear and a preoccupation with...
John Saller
May 21, 20249 min read


Cooking for the Apocalypse
Spaghetti alla Marinara, prepared under ideal circumstances, is begun by finely dicing one cup of carrots, one cup of celery, and two...
John Saller
May 17, 20241 min read
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